February 24th, 2008

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Bi-poll-ar

Poll #1143647 Bi-poll-ar

Scout master elbow grease rubicon noob

Portculis noxpocket farts bubbles of glue.
0(0.0%)
Biloxi quite foxy in a peach tube.
2(18.2%)
Ataxia master aphasia three cube.
1(9.1%)
Elephantine angst inside of a dude.
2(18.2%)
I like butterflies!
3(27.3%)

How would you describe the impact of butterfly farts on the world's climate?

Name a color starting with the letter "R."

Mean: 5.82 Median: 5 Std. Dev 3.33
1
1(9.1%)
2
1(9.1%)
3
2(18.2%)
4
1(9.1%)
5
1(9.1%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
1(9.1%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
1(9.1%)
10
3(27.3%)

The square root of pi divided by pi squared is

Pumpkin!
3(27.3%)
Apple!
0(0.0%)
Cherry!
3(27.3%)
Rhubarb!
3(27.3%)
Shepard's!
2(18.2%)

What is your favorite flavor of monkey brains?

Cherry
2(18.2%)
Lemon
1(9.1%)
Key lime
5(45.5%)
Elephant feces
1(9.1%)
I like my monkey brains raw and unflavored!
2(18.2%)

Lays potato chips:

I snarfed the whole bag!
5(45.5%)
I ate just one! But it's soooo hard. *whimpers*
0(0.0%)
I ate just one, and that was enough.
1(9.1%)
I only eat granola and apple dumplings.
1(9.1%)
Butterfly farts!
1(9.1%)

I AM POLL NAZI, EAT MY BOOTS!

Yes Master!
2(22.2%)
Go to Hell! *Gets shoved into The Spartan Pit of Stuff*
0(0.0%)
THIS... IS... FARTA!!! *Shoves you into The Spartan Pit of Stuff*
1(11.1%)
All of the above.
0(0.0%)
One and two.
1(11.1%)
One and three.
0(0.0%)
Two and three.
2(22.2%)
One and four.
2(22.2%)
All options
1(11.1%)
Djao'Kain

Poll-ite society

Poll #1143966 *Serious* spirituality poll

Do you have a religion or spiritual path?

Yes, I'm very religious.
13(6.9%)
I'm spiritual but not religious.
54(28.6%)
I am both spiritual AND religious.
29(15.3%)
Yes, I am on the Left Hand Path! *Evil laughter*
2(1.1%)
No, I don't think about things like that. I just live.
11(5.8%)
No, I am not sure what is True, if anything. I am an agnostic.
35(18.5%)
No, I am an atheist.
29(15.3%)
I prefer not to answer.
4(2.1%)
FNORD!
12(6.3%)

How would you classify your beliefs?

Catholic or other Christian sect
39(21.9%)
Judaism
3(1.7%)
Pagan/Neopagan/Wiccan
14(7.9%)
Buddhist/Taoist/other eastern faith
5(2.8%)
Islam
1(0.6%)
Satanist
0(0.0%)
Scientologist
0(0.0%)
I just don't think there's a God, but if others think there is, then I'm okay with that as long as they don't bother me. (Atheist)
43(24.2%)
There is no God, and if there was, I would go to Heaven and kill him! (Anti-theist)
0(0.0%)
Discordian! Hail Eris! All hail Discordia! Hail yes!
6(3.4%)
Other faith
28(15.7%)

Are you liberal, conservative, middle-of-the-road, or what?

100% Liberal
28(15.1%)
100% Conservative
0(0.0%)
Mostly liberal, somewhat conservative.
33(17.8%)
Mostly conservative, somewhat liberal.
4(2.2%)
Liberal in some ways, conservative in others.
19(10.3%)
The middle way is the best way for me.
4(2.2%)
I believe in happy anarchy.
2(1.1%)
I believe in CHAOTIC ANARCHY! *Revolts*
0(0.0%)
I hate politics.
21(11.4%)
I am a communist/socialist.
7(3.8%)
Restore the monarchy!
1(0.5%)
Support your local dictator!
1(0.5%)
Long live the ERIStocracy!
3(1.6%)

Do you think of politics as an extension of one's spiritual/religious path (or lack thereof)?

Yes, definetely!
30(15.9%)
Of course not, don't be silly.
54(28.6%)
Hmm... never thought of that before. I don't know.
27(14.3%)
Hmm... never thought of that before. But yes.
10(5.3%)
Hmm... never thought of that before. But no, it's not.
21(11.1%)
Fnord!
16(8.5%)
Other
31(16.4%)

What is your opinion of people who don't share your point of view?

They must all be saved! By believing MY religion, of course.
1(0.5%)
Meh. I don't care.
61(32.4%)
People who don't see things from my point of view are morons and I have no pity for them.
5(2.7%)
They are interesting, I love to constantly challenge or question my beliefs. Keeps stagnation from happening.
43(22.9%)
They're fun to torment. Dance, puppets, dance!
5(2.7%)
Other.
20(10.6%)

Rate this poll. (1 is worst, 10 is best.)

Mean: 6.06 Median: 6 Std. Dev 2.01
1
4(2.3%)
2
9(5.2%)
3
6(3.5%)
4
14(8.1%)
5
30(17.3%)
6
30(17.3%)
7
37(21.4%)
8
29(16.8%)
9
9(5.2%)
10
5(2.9%)