February 10th, 2008


An angsty song by Opus Van De Oplicter

"A Rather Quite Remarkably Angsty Poem"
© 2008 By = Opus Van De Oplicter
(AKA Fayanora AKA Tristan A. Arts)

The elephants of misery and cantalopes of pain
Are wriggling like spaghetti strands
Into my very brain;
The buttercups of agony, sunflowers of despair,
Are tearing out the carpets
In their purple underwear.

My gnashing teeth are wound quite tight
And chattering away;
Their plastic feet are cold tonight,
There's little else to say;
The Reaper in her pretty dress, a Hello Kitty gown,
Threw a block of ice into a lake to watch it drown.

Oh my hair is full of nargles,
And my skin's fish-belly white;
I am so very hideous
I don't go out till night;
My only friend in all the world is made of balls of string,
Dried spaghetti, super-glue, and half a golden ring.

My face, it joined the circus
Back when I was just a lass,
I had to make a new one from
A piece of my own ass;
Anywhere I go, no matter what the place,
People come up to me and try to wipe my face.

I write in fluent English,
But speak only Japanese;
At least that's what I call the noise
That issues from my knees;
It sounds like Aramaic with an accent slightly French,
And I can only speak it if I use an allen wrench.

Oh woe is me, I can't go on,
I'm weary to the bone;
Every single one of which
Looks like a telephone;
I'd slit my wrists, but bony knobs keep me from that release,
I'm doing good to put an end to this disgusting piece.


Movie quote meme!

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie. (or in my case, just remember them.)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
6. Bonus points if you know which character said it (by name).

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This is bizarre

Today I was searching my bulk mail folder to make sure nothing was being sent there that wasn't supposed to be, and I found a spam message claiming to have been sent to me from my address!

Can anyone tell me if this is something I should worry about or not?

Memetic Veracistimulant

Meme from razothredfire
The rules:
1. Leave me a casual comment of no particular significance, like a lyric to your current favourite song,your favourite kind of sandwich, or maybe your favourite game. Any remark,meaningless or not. Or, you know -- indicate you want the 5 questions. In fact any comment you leave to this will get questions. Even if that comment is "No."
2. I will respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better. Or piss you off. Or see how creative you can be. If I'm lucky all 3 in 1 go.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. Include this explanation and offer to ask someone else questions in your own post.
5. When others respond with a comment, you will ask them five questions.
6. It spawns. Again

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A filk of a song my mom likes to sing

My mom likes to sing bits and pieces of odd songs at random moments. One of the songs she sings is "Billy Boy," a song that ends up being a hilarious joke. Here's the original:

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I was trying to remember the lyrics the other day, and could only remember the tune and bits of the lyrics, so I came up with my own version just to have something to sing while I waited for the bus:

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