The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

Americans invented pizza.

The news just said something about an Italian astronaut craving pizza, and I'm like, "He has to mean 'Italian American.'" Italy doesn't have pizza. It has things it calls pizza, but there's no actual pizza in Europe. My roommate has lived in Europe before and can attest that what they think is pizza in Europe is... not. Like, I've seen pictures of European pizza, and it doesn't look a goddamn thing like actual pizza. And according to my roommate, it doesn't taste like pizza either. It doesn't even taste like food, apparently. She ate one and puked, and the puke was tastier than the 'pizza.'

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