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URGH!

I get so tired of hearing about the imaginary, homophobic-invented practice gay men supposedly do called felching. Or, as I prefer to call it, "reverse gerbil huffing."

Oh, and this is funny:

Uncyclopedia UnNews : To cut back on sexual behavior, local preschool bans all interaction between students

Scarier is the real CNN story that inspired it: High fives could mean detention for students in VA school

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consortofvenus
Jul. 7th, 2007 04:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, lawdy. I love the NSFW warning.
fayanora
Jul. 9th, 2007 02:59 pm (UTC)
Me too!
kengr
Jul. 7th, 2007 11:16 pm (UTC)
I hate to say this, but I'm fairly sure felching isn't invented...

It's not even that much weirder than analingus.

Gerbiling on the other hand...
fayanora
Jul. 9th, 2007 03:22 pm (UTC)
Okay, felching may be real, but gerbiling... I don't think anyone sane is going to want a live animal with claws anywear NEAR their anus.
kengr
Jul. 9th, 2007 08:25 pm (UTC)
Claws? They've got *teeth*. And have been known to use them to chew their way out of places!
consortofvenus
Jul. 10th, 2007 05:06 am (UTC)
*shudders*
fayanora
Jul. 16th, 2007 05:52 pm (UTC)
OUCH!

Lilla told me that she'd be willing to believe that thing about gerbilling, because she read a true story about a man in Japan who was constipated and tried using an eel to fix the problem. The thing was chewing a hole in his colon to try to escape.
kengr
Jul. 17th, 2007 01:34 am (UTC)
There's a web site that has medical reports (and even some photos) of stuff ER personnel have removed from people's butts. One of the crazier ones was a guy who was drunk and he and his drunk buddies thought it'd be fun to give him a *cement* enema.

Lovely pic of the cast of his rectum the docs removed. Without surgery, btw. Just muscle relaxants and lots of lube.

And after reading about the candiru fish, it takes a lot to squick me.
fayanora
Jul. 19th, 2007 05:12 pm (UTC)
Candiru fish?
fayanora
Jul. 19th, 2007 05:33 pm (UTC)
Yo, I need that info
Brooke,

I don't want to sound impatient, but I need that info about a place to stay when I get there. I have just under two weeks before I leave by plane. My plane leaves on August 1st at 7 PM.

Please email me at fayanora@yahoo.com

Thanks!
justperverted
Jul. 8th, 2007 12:27 am (UTC)
The sad thing is that second link is close to reality these days.
fayanora
Jul. 9th, 2007 03:23 pm (UTC)
If you scroll down to the bottom on that page, there is a link to the article that inspired that one. A real CNN link. It is this one:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/EDUCATION/06/18/no.touching.rule.ap/index.html
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