The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

A list of random items

A list of random items:

  • Catnip-flavored tuna

  • A potion bottle filled with the anal secretions of a marmot, on sale on eBay; current highest bid: $85.10

  • A tree sloth flying with a jet pack

  • Three Peruvian Nuevo Sol coins found in your junk drawer, and you have no idea where they came from

  • Spiders tapdancing

  • Rain of toads over Lake Michigan, one of which is yellow while the rest are grey

  • Pride at having accomplished the impossible against all odds, and getting to gloat in the face of the person who doubted you the most

  • The second half of Mozart's Sonata in D Major, written in crayon by a very talented six-year-old

  • Expired can of chicken soup

  • The peach fuzz from a 13-year-old boy's first attempt at shaving

  • Boiled carrots in plum sauce

  • Boiled plums in carrot sauce

  • A 10,000 year old mummy entombed in Antarctic ice, found in an iceberg that sunk a small fishing ship that got lost at sea

  • A letter from a lawyer saying you have been willed an inheritance, which when you go to collect it, turns out to be a complete collection of signed first editions of every book ever written by Ayn Rand.

  • A broken cheese grater glued to a telephone pole



This was cross-posted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org/1229603.html
You can comment either here or there.
Tags: silliness
Subscribe
  • Post a new comment

    Error

    Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

    default userpic

    Your reply will be screened

    Your IP address will be recorded 

  • 0 comments