The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective

I hate sneezing!!!

If someone offered me a deal where I got 5 years taken off my life to never have to sneeze ever again, I would be tempted. I cannot count the number of times I have sneezed while eating (thus blowing chunks of food about), sneezed into my CPAP mask, sneezed so hard a big long booger came hanging down from my nose, or sneezed just in time to accidentally pour boiling water onto the counter or floor.

The fucking slightest things set it off, too. I pick my nose, I risk sneezing. I RUB my nose for any reason, I risk sneezing. Go out in the sunlight, the sunlight makes me sneeze. Rubbing the bridge of my nose to try to make a headache go away risks a sneeze.

And what's more, I almost never sneeze just once. It's almost always in sets of three. Fucking annoying as hell.

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