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Regender.com

This site will redo the text on any web page so that it uses gender-neutral pronouns. Let it explain itself:

What would the world look like if the two sexes switched places?
What would it look like if English had genderless pronouns?
What would it look like if English identified races the way it identifies gender?


Here is the link:

http://regender.com/index.html

The Bible regendered:

1: In the beginning Goddess created the heaven and the earth.
2: And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Goddess moved upon the face of the waters.
3: And Goddess said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4: And Goddess saw the light, that it was good: and Goddess divided the light from the darkness.
5: And Goddess called the light Day, and the darkness she called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6: And Goddess said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7: And Goddess made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8: And Goddess called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9: And Goddess said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10: And Goddess called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called she Seas: and Goddess saw that it was good.
11: And Goddess said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after her kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.


Oh, LOL: Female chauvanist pig

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scwizard
Mar. 10th, 2007 03:28 am (UTC)
Wow, it changes it more than I'd think.
fayanora
Mar. 10th, 2007 03:37 pm (UTC)
Indeed. And look at how it changes the Gospel of Mark:

Mary, chapter 1

Compare with Revised Standard Version: Mark.01

1: The beginning of the gospel of Jessica Christ, the Daughter of Goddess;
2: As it is written in the prophets, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.
3: The voice of one crying in the wilderness, Prepare ye the way of the Lady, make her paths straight.
4: Joyce did baptize in the wilderness, and preach the baptism of repentance for the remission of sins.
5: And there went out unto her all the land of Judaea, and they of Jerusalem, and were all baptized of her in the river of Joyce, confessing their sins.
6: And Joyce was clothed with camel's hair, and with a girdle of a skin about her loins; and she did eat locusts and wild honey;
7: And preached, saying, There cometh one mightier than I after me, the latchet of whose shoes I am not worthy to stoop down and unloose.
8: I indeed have baptized you with water: but she shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost.
9: And it came to pass in those days, that Jessica came from Nazareth of Galilee, and was baptized of Joyce in Joyce.
10: And straightway coming up out of the water, she saw the heavens opened, and the Spirit like a dove descending upon her:
11: And there came a voice from heaven, saying, Thou art my beloved Daughter, in whom I am well pleased.
12: And immediately the Spirit driveth her into the wilderness.
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