My computer is down. Tara, who is always making it try to do more than it can by having a dozen windows of the same program up at once, is partially to blame. The other part of the blame goes to a virus, possibly... since none of my anti-virus programs are running. Damned expired coverage periods. That shit should be illegal when done with antiviral programs.
I had a strange thought today... if Vulcans only have sex once every 7 years, does that mean they don't masturbate?