The mother kept telling him, "No, honey, she's not a witch. She's just wearing a cape to keep warm." And the kid kept insisting "A witch!" No matter how hard she tried to explain it.
I couldn't help but smile the whole time, thinking Lady, your son is not wrong. If only you knew.
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