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I know what to do!

There's been a LOT of cases, lately, in Portland of people shining lasers into the eyes of pilots landing at the airport. This is dangerous because it could blind the pilot or distract them and cause a crash. If they ever catch the idiots doing it, I have the perfect punishment: First, starve them for a few days. Then tell them that if they want to eat, they have to walk across a tightrope to their food. The tightrope will be over a pit of angry wolverines. (Is that an oxymoron?) As they walk across the tightrope, lasers will be shined in their eyes. If they survive, they get food! If they fail, the wolverines get food! Win-win! (Well, the wolverines would get food either way.)

This was cross-posted from http://fayanora.dreamwidth.org/1097702.html
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janetmiles
Jul. 7th, 2012 02:24 pm (UTC)
I think "angry wolverines" is a tautology, rather than an oxymoron, but yes, I think this is a fine idea.
fayanora
Jul. 8th, 2012 12:36 am (UTC)
Ah yes. Now there's a useful word. :-)

Thanks!
elven_ranger
Jul. 7th, 2012 07:30 pm (UTC)
they do that here in the UK as well. Morons.
fayanora
Jul. 8th, 2012 12:37 am (UTC)
*Singing* People are stupid, just fucking stupid, on general principle, they're all idiots...*/singing*
wizwom
Jul. 15th, 2012 02:44 am (UTC)
They should have open season on these "pranksters."
fayanora
Jul. 15th, 2012 02:45 am (UTC)
Amen!
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