?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

*Giggles*

As you all no doubt know by now, I am rather androgynous in appearance. I keep my hair as long as I can (which, at the buffet, is short for guys) in order to keep people thinking I'm a fem. Or femmy at least.

Something you may not know is that employees at the buffet have to use the same restrooms as the customers, because we used to have a restroom in the kitchen but they tore it out and made it into an office for the head chef. (Who is incredibly handsome and has a nice ass, by the way.)

Anyway... so I'm coming out of the men's restroom (of course) yesterday, and this guy walking towards the men's restroom stares at me and his head whips around real quick between me, the women's restroom, and the men's restroom, then back. He continues to stare bewilderedly at me after I walk away. It took about 6 seconds for my brain to process this. When I did, I had to keep from laughing. It was fucking hilarious, the look on his face seeing me coming out of the men's restroom! Every time I thought about it for the rest of the night, I would laugh! It amused me greatly.

Too bad you didn't see it. :-)

Chaotic Blessings;
---Fayanora

Comments

( 18 comments — Leave a comment )
(Deleted comment)
fayanora
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:46 pm (UTC)
Crossing Jordan

Why'd it make you think of that?

Doesn't is say something about your boss if they give him a bathroom for an office?

Ha ha ha. It was torn out and remodeled into an office. Took out the old wall and door, even, and put in a window.
(Deleted comment)
fayanora
Oct. 30th, 2006 06:49 pm (UTC)
Now I'm REALLY confused.
gkathellar
Oct. 24th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
I have long hair ... but I'm tall and broad-shouldered and male-faced enough not to look feminine. I hate it when people call me a girl, though, because I have to maintain some illusion of masculinity.
fayanora
Oct. 26th, 2006 06:36 pm (UTC)
because I have to maintain some illusion of masculinity

Why?

I used to hate being mistaken for/called a female. Then when I realized that it was true, I embraced it.
gkathellar
Oct. 26th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
But I'm not female, and I enjoy being masculine, and I enjoy being the socially implied agressor in the relationship, and I enjoy being respected FOR THAT.
fayanora
Oct. 26th, 2006 07:08 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I know. I just was talking about me for a moment again. Selfish of me, I know.

TAG, YOU'RE IT!
gkathellar
Oct. 26th, 2006 09:12 pm (UTC)
You didn't get me! That was my sleeve!
fayanora
Oct. 30th, 2006 06:48 pm (UTC)
Sleeves count! *Runs away*
gkathellar
Oct. 30th, 2006 10:42 pm (UTC)
Sleeves do not count! Teacher, that kid says they tagged me but they didn't really! *cries*
fayanora
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:51 pm (UTC)
Nyah-nyah nyah-nyah boo BOO! *Runs back, tags you on the cheek* You're IT! *Runs away before teacher can get here.*
beginnings_end
Nov. 1st, 2006 10:58 pm (UTC)
Ooh I should run away...but I'm too curious. *tags you both and runs away*

hehe
fayanora
Nov. 2nd, 2006 08:34 pm (UTC)
We have more than one It? Cool! It's Discordian tag! Where we can make up our own rules!

New rule: people who tag two people at once remain It until both new Its tag that It!

Come on, G! Let's tag her!
beginnings_end
Oct. 24th, 2006 08:47 pm (UTC)
Ahhh...I can just see it - and glad you shared it here! LOL
fayanora
Oct. 26th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
:-)
fayanora
Oct. 31st, 2006 06:52 pm (UTC)
You should get involved in our game of tag: http://fayanora.livejournal.com/108321.html?thread=568609#t568609
drjon
Oct. 24th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)
In Uni, I did much hitchhiking.

Given how long my hair was, it was always exciting to see the face of prospective rides, when they realised my gender. ;})>
fayanora
Oct. 26th, 2006 05:41 pm (UTC)
LOL! :-)

What is Uni?
drjon
Oct. 27th, 2006 01:34 am (UTC)
University.
( 18 comments — Leave a comment )

Profile

mourning
fayanora
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
Fayanora's Web Site

Latest Month

August 2019
S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728293031

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Taichi Kaminogoya