The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective (fayanora) wrote,
The Djao'Mor'Terra Collective
fayanora

An Opus Van De Oplicter poem

"A Bible Story"
Opus Van De Oplicter makes sense of the Bible

Jesus jousting Jezebel,
Jabberwocky jowls!
Hundred houndish hierophants
Have horrendous happy howls!

Sacreligious sphincters
Spew salami so-so sour,
While wily whistling weirdos
Weave wombat-waking power!

Betty Boop beaned Barney Boy,
Bought bochelism brine!
Deeply diving derelicts
Deem da dinner danish dime.

Xenophillac xylophones zoom
Zebras zesty, Zane!
Peter punted pagans pure,
Perilous pen pain.

Hectic horny historians
Hump hot ho's, hand heave!
Jehovah jacks off Jesus;
Just gentlemen, d'ja leave?
Tags: creativity, funny, opus van de oplicter, poem, things i've written
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