I wonder what the Pope thinks about when he masturbates?
I think Pope John Paul what's-his-number must've been terribly ashamed to masturbate, but the odds are he did once in a while just to relieve pressure. This Ratzinger guy, though... I'll be he derives all kinds of pleasure from masturbating while fantasizing about slow-roasting Jews over a barbeque pit.
Isn't anyone going to respond to this?
Current Book: "Q-In-Law" by Peter David.