Read this in an Irish accent: Yer out traveling one day, and you see a man in a spot of bother. Being the kindly sort of folk ye are, ye help him out. The man is VERY thankful, shaking your hand like mad. Finally he says, "Ya know, I'm a very powerful man. Ya probably don't know jes how powerful. I'm very grateful for your help. I know ye were jes doin yer civic duty, but I must give ye a boon. I can grant any wish, no limit." You try to politely decline, but he insists. So you wish for something outlandish, jes for the hell of it. He says, "Perfect! It's as good as done. By the way, I haven't properly introduced meself. My name's Robin Goodfellow. What's yours?"